May 2013
20 posts
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
deerstalkers-are-cool:
So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one
uiagdkjasgdkaHAHAHAHHAHAHA XD
twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
ammarmali:
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
pizza:
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
April 2013
18 posts
gossipquirrell:
you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO
omg. honey crisp apples.
theperksofbeinga-cunt:
jonnovstheinternet:
In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
🙌
hufflepenguin:
a haiku about buying college textbooks
what the fuck textbooks
you’re made of paper and ink
not fucking diamonds.
nickysixpack:
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer”...
untouchedordnance:
viveslavida:
elastic-bands:
I just watched this whole thing. blew my mind.
GOd, is that you?
Watchthefuuuucomics:
A random ball pit is set up in the middle of a city And this is what happens as people approach it.
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
gaaraofsuburbia:
tctisi:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it.
WAIT
20:13
2013
March 2013
8 posts
lilyfanciesprongs:
staringdownhippogriffs:
sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”
I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time
ne-yo:
justanotherskyscraper:
ne-yo:
I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.
If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me
February 2013
2 posts
January 2013
4 posts
